chuck norris
chuck norris by esteban bag October 17, 2004
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chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic
chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden
chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden
loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches
chuck norris:the only definition by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010
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Chuck Norris and Friends
(n)Pronoun/formal/ An elite task force, a badass force, originating in the early 1970's.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.
Dumb teen #1: "When I grow up, I wanna be part of Chuck Norris and Friends"
Smart teen #1:"LOL! Jesus your stupid"
Smart teen #1:"LOL! Jesus your stupid"
Chuck Norris and Friends by Gizzo94 April 4, 2009
Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris by Jesus Christo April 18, 2006
chuck norris
NOT GOD
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
chuck norris by Cuck Hayta August 10, 2006
chuck norris'd
When you are doing a girl doggie style and right before you cum, you jump off and round house kick her in the head. As you are doing the round house kick your cum sprays the entire room.
chuck norris'd by Zach Zeiler January 13, 2008
chuck norris
A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
chuck norris by El Fabio April 9, 2006