The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.
Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles
"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
Get the Lifemug. It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.
Life
by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022
Get the Lifemug. Life is the period between birth and death or the experience or state of being alive. It is a way of living or a particular part of someones life. Life is everything that is alive.
''I'm loving life", "life is a rollercoaster"
by WhatislifeEhhh December 1, 2013
Get the Lifemug. SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND IT LETS YOU DOWN S0 MUCH AND CAN SUCK SOMETIMES BUT YEAH SO PLEASE DO NOT TRUST YOUR LIFE IT WILL BE-TRADE YOU IN MANY WAYS IT WILL LET U DO SOWNNNNN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH SO HIDE UR KIDS HIDE UR WIFE
by im am so freaking bored July 5, 2019
Get the Lifemug. 
Life is complicated and sometimes it gets horrible but it could also become a great thing
- bye bye *takes off in the tardis* so where to next doctor?
- bye bye *takes off in the tardis* so where to next doctor?
by The secret time lord March 23, 2016
Get the Lifemug. by Lkwords March 25, 2017
Get the Lifemug.