pud pants

Pants made from a thin material (such as mesh basketball shorts) that are worn to the strip club while free balling.

Tommy never goes to the strip club without donning his pud pants.

by Tomjones1 June 14, 2017

Fossil Pants

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013

Jammy pants

Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted

Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants

by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021

pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006

yolo pants

saying that derived from "yolo swag nuts in my pants" and is used whenever a lovely babe is feelin it

the awe-inspiring epical pants

guarded behind a magical door by Erin and Lio

Love me for my yolo pants
Yolo pants revolution

Do it for the yolo pants! </3

by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016

Hughes Pants

When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it

Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!

by CumsterCass May 28, 2018

awkward pants

1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.

2. Pants that fit awkwardly.

1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...

by Rosie lurvs Sven August 24, 2009