Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.
Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!
Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
by sensei_RN May 14, 2009
Get the Reluctant Ninja mug.The act of attempting to leave the fast food restaurant In 'n Out, but coming back in after realizing you crave another succulent burger.
by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010
Get the In 'n Out 'n In mug.a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
by pigaloo September 30, 2009
Get the the ninja bread man mug.Awesome game where you go around killing ninjas, dragons and fiends with ninja weapons and fireballs (there are actually several different types of "ninpo"). It is the sequel to Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox (obviously), and you play as Ryu Hayabusa. It is also insanely hard and will require a lot of skill and patience, especially on Path of the Master Ninja, or even Path of the Mentor.
<BLIZZARDRULZ11216> I CAN'T DO IT, IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE, IMMA GO PLAY WOW CUZ IT R FUNNER!!11
<MasterNinja2983> ...Ninja Gaiden 2 takes a lot of skill. It's a good game, maybe you just need more practice.
<BLIZZARDRULZ11216> NO, IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
<MasterNinja2983> ...Ninja Gaiden 2 takes a lot of skill. It's a good game, maybe you just need more practice.
<BLIZZARDRULZ11216> NO, IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
by Xtreme2252 October 13, 2009
Get the Ninja Gaiden 2 mug.Originally one of the songs featured in Windows Media Player, this term has evolved to mean a good friend of yours, or a "white nigga." Black people are forbidden from using this term. It is strictly used by an elite class of caucasion friends.
by PweekOnYou November 9, 2013
Get the ninja tuna mug.Nina is a beautiful young girl that often doubts her self worth. she loves acting and usually has brown hair and brown eyes. she loves spending time with her friends but suffers from anxiety which doesn't help with trying new things. she needs to learn to love herself for who she is and she may need constant support, but she will always be there for you no matter what. Sometimes it's hard for her to accept that life isn't fair. she is constantly trying to help people but sometimes she is the one who needs help. Sometimes she might come across as needy but she is really just needing some love. she is also amazing at hugs :) When she wants to she can SLAY.
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Get the Nina mug.Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.
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