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Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.
by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025
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musk something up

To make a mess of something for egotistical and/or narcissistic reasons.
Peter Thiel: "So what can this thing do?"
Elon Musk replied "Watch this!" and gunned the accelerator of his uninsured McLaren F1 (priced at $ 1M) while changing lanes, causing the car to spin out and crash. Musk reacted with "Wow, Peter, that was really intense." Followed by "You know, I had read all these stories about people who made money and bought sports cars and crashed them. But I knew it would never happen to me, so I didn’t get any insurance."
Whether Peter replied with "Wow, you really musked that car up" or just sighed is left to ones imagination. All we know is, it really takes a narcissist to to musk something up that badly as a reaction to a poke at ones ego, all while being certain it couldn't happen to him.
If further is left as a matter of discussion whether God regrets musking up the job of protecting the planet and doing away with those terrible influences on humanity, as they both left the incident alive and uninjured, none the wiser.
by wittchenstein November 20, 2023
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Musking

“Musking” is an informal, often derogatory term referring to the act of making bold, outlandish, or exaggerated claims without providing concrete details, evidence, or a clear path to execution. The term is inspired by Elon Musk, who is known for ambitious promises in areas like space travel, artificial intelligence, and transportation, some of which materialize while others remain speculative or delayed.

It is commonly used in discussions about business, tech leadership, and corporate communications to describe when leaders or companies make grandiose statements to generate hype, attract investment, or maintain public interest without substantive follow-through.
“The CEO was totally musking during the investor call, promising a revolutionary product launch next year without offering any details on how it would actually work.”
by Bigballz2025 February 16, 2025
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Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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Trump Musk

A type of fart fragrance given as a gift to someone you don't like.
Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.
by No Hemingway February 13, 2025
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Beelon Musk

Beelon Musk is the opposite of your mom
by Beelon musk December 6, 2019
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Elon Musk

The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).
She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.
by DoctorThrob December 27, 2022
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