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Enron Musk

the nickname given to Elon Musk at the beginning of his unelected term as Shadow President of the United States. Based on the name of long-defunct corporation ENRON whose name went down in utter infamy and became universally synonymous with brazen fraudulence & utter corruption - a legacy Mr. Musk, too, has achieved for himself in the annals of history.
"You hear about the latest shit Trump and Enron Musk pulled - then had the audacity to gaslight the whole world and pretend to somehow be the victims?"

"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"
by JesusPotter March 5, 2025
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musk stick

A penis soon after sex, or a penis not washed after sex.
by skyloa May 1, 2015
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musked

Elon Musk thought he was hot shit and bought twitter while simultaneously picking a fight with the internet. The end result is Musk got musked: All that remains is his fragile incel core.
by lorgar November 10, 2022
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Elon Musk

The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).
She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.
by DoctorThrob December 27, 2022
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Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.
"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."
by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025
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Musking

The activity of attracting government funding by passing off others' intellectual property as one's own, especially when with an apparent delusion of grandeur; a portmanteau of "busking" and Elon Musk's surname.
Years of musking had taught him not to worry that they weren't clapping - he was absolutely killing it with this crowd.
by TankLover November 28, 2022
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Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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