Murray cod fishhook

The act of fucking a girl doggy style & throwing a line over her head to fishhook her head back so she’s looking at you with those big fish eyes.

My girlfriend really wanted to go fishing, but I only had one rod. Luckily I gave her a Murray cod fishhook, that sorted her right out.

by Badonka March 12, 2024

king Murray

A Man so strong that god must have sculpted him him/herself. A man so loyal, to befriend him is to befriend god him/herself. This man is the only one that deserves to be with the goddess Jessica. This man is so humble you wouldn’t even know know it’s him. He will walk with you, sing with you, and cry with you if you need it. He is the kindest man you will meet and will make you laugh so much. He loves puns, Dad jokes and any other joke. He is known for his wonderful smile and charming heart. Strategically he is a genius so do not challenge him. To war with his Kingdom is to wage war with god. King Murray will never let you down and will always hold you up. There is only one in the world at any given time as two would be catastrophic for humanity. He is love, he is strength and he is Man.

Sean: Have you seen that guy over there helping that person with heavy things?

Derek: yeah that’s a King Murray right there.

by KidsoftheKing July 22, 2022

Caleb Murray

A human being with absolutely ZERO brain cells. A person that watches minrecraft vore and the be-headings of animals at lunch. A person that everyone in school despises.

1 - Dude, you are so Caleb Murray!
2 - You are such a Caleb Murray

by EPIC GAMERS UNITED April 12, 2019

Stanley Murray

the kindest, funniest, caring, loving person i know. his heart is pure and his company is all i need in life to be happy, he's a beautiful beam of light that helps people find their way. i love Stanley so much and look up to him so much, even if he doesn’t know. i hope that he will forever be the sweet person he is and continue to grow into an amazing person. no matter what happens i prey that stanley gets everything he wants and wishes for in life, and that he’s happy, healthy and wealthy everyday. i don’t think ‘stan the man’ with ever know just how much i appreciate and adore him.

he’s the best big brother i could ask for.

i love you.

Stanley Murray is the most admirable person to walk the earth.

by 118777 March 29, 2024

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

by anonymous June 3, 2022

Miss Murray

A fat ugly slag who needs to learn to stfu

Stop being like Miss Murray you dickhead

by 6mil-lol October 22, 2019

Aiden Murray

Sad little virgin who thinks riding to school on his $100 moped is valid. Has a outfit that literally costs more than the actual moped. Has 1 friend who acts like his bodyguard but doesn’t talk. Has sexual relationship with him.

hey ur names Aiden Murray? Where’s the moped?

by Jonn Conn November 23, 2021