Munt

A person who goons/falls for lolibait

Munt- “Man i love nekopara and gooning to anime girls specifically the young ones!”

by Femboy11236 August 5, 2025

Munt

A man cunt

Subject but not limited to men named Craig, men 5’10 or shorter, men with small hands, men that are balding but don’t bick their head, men that have never been married and are over 40 years of age, men that finish quickly and don’t return the favor, shallow men, and men that are from Connecticut.

Craig fucked me in a parking lot on our first date then got turned off the next day when he found out he wasn’t the only guy I’ve slept with on the first date. What a munt!

by Lizalini September 29, 2018

Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

huck a munt

to throw up furiously

Yo big man Joe, huck a munt if you need to get it out bro

by Nick is a bloke who eats duck August 17, 2020

Munted

fucked and/or fallen into disrepair

i munted her last night in my car

my cars munted man

your face is munted like the government

my swag is munted

by swag man May 31, 2014

mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025

Munting corpse sex

The act of having anal sex with a dead body after munting it, preferably 3-5 hours afterwards.

"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Matthew Munt May 9, 2024