Mistake

A Mistake Is a person who accidentally became born for no reason, even though all of us just came to life to experience crap

You: I'm a mistake in life and I can prove it
Mom: You don't have to. Because Yoyr adopted instead
You: No wonder I'm ugly

by Ihavenoreasontobehere December 5, 2019

Mastaan

A Bangladeshi gangster. A Bangladeshi guy with a really badly souped up Toyota who tries and acts gangster. Mastaans learn their ways by watching western films. You can find them, wearing long baggy jeans, shirts down to their knees, boxers showing, with cigarettes in their mouths and trying to impress every hot girl they see. At midnight and beyond, you will see them racing their modified Japanese cars with fake neon lights and ugly sport rims.

Mastaan- 'Yo hot mama, you wanna roll with me and all my homeees?"

Lady- "Uff... What a Mastaan!"

Mastaan- "Yo nigga, like my ride? A 2003 Toyota Corolla biiitch!"

Guy(To another guy)- Haha look at that guy trying to be all gangsta'! What a mastaan!

by MASTAANMAN003 June 18, 2009

Mostang

What some people call a mustang to sound cool in front of their friends. They also use this term when asked by an owner of a foreign car what car the mostang driver has.

Pan Ku: Hey man what car you got, i have a twin turbo 300z that can easily smoke anything.

Bennie Jean: Naw man, i got a mostang, which i claim is superior than imports even though its slow as fuck and uses 30 year old design for a rear axle/suspension.

by бай хуй September 14, 2009

MISTAPPEAR

Verb: mysteriously disappear, dunno where it is, not found, missing. Also see mystappear

I wrote the definition for mistappear for this dictionary about 2 years ago, but it mistappeared.

by Sargin November 28, 2005

mastab8r

Another way of writing masturbater, usually used when texting people.

"no probs, c ya l8r mastab8r!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

mastadon claw

a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.

"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."

"My mastadon claw itches."

by italian in the capitol January 11, 2009

its not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPICE✨

its not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPICE✨

what jelly fans comment on YouTube videos because they think their funny

its not a mistake ✨its a MASTERPICE✨

by HelpIess January 21, 2022