Jake Morris

A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes

Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids

by JakeypooMaurice December 15, 2022

Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 12, 2025

Nathaniel Morris

Nathaniel is a really chill, tall dude, who's kinda quiet until you get to know him. He is always willing to lend a hand or an ear. Generally a chill, nice guy, loyal, kind, and understated looks. Wouldn't recommend getting on his bad side, because he can actually fight better than his lean frame would suggest.

Random dude: Hey, what's up man?
Nathaniel Morris: Not much, wbu man?
Random dude: Same here.

by Ravenclaw 5 March 29, 2020

John Morris

To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.

“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”

“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”

by JohntheNonce January 10, 2020

The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.

Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!

by PWO 159 March 18, 2010

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

Giga Morris

A Giga-Morris is a person who has achieved social and physical apex. They are a PSLGod, a shining example of masculine perfection and dominance. They scare away Omegas, Betas and even Alphas through their sheer slickedback ginger hair, although they may be short in stature their low body fat ratio makes up for this. Giga Morrises are at the top of the food chain that is the rabid world of male hierarchy, they are unstoppable thanks to their ginger locks and massive muscles leaving them as the sole Sigma in a world of Betas.

"That guy there is a real Giga Morris nowadays!"
"We love you Giga Morris!"

by Giga Morris November 18, 2023