Moon Cook 

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.

Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.

Moon Cook by phooshbubble December 20, 2017

Moon prism power, make-up 

Stands for "Moon Prism Power, Make-up: - the catchphrase of Sailor Moon that empowers the show's protagonist, Usagi, into the shows heroine, Sailor Moon.

"Quick, Usagi! In order to defeat this monster, you must transform into Sailor Moon!" "Moon prism power, make-up!"

Moon prism power, make-up by Gogan Heimer August 25, 2018

Moon Children 

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.

“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.

Moon Children by Senketsu September 17, 2019

moon drunk

Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic

Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?

Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!

You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk

moon drunk by Shasake December 13, 2019

Moon boots 

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.

“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.

Moon boots by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020

Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.

Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him

Moon Miss by Craygal September 25, 2020

Moon Down 

The period of inexplicable low energy, lethargy and feeling emotionally drained immediately after a full moon. Typically lasts a few days. Particularly exaggerated if preceded with a “Moon Melt” . Similar to a heavy weekend partying followed by a downer and typically a Bluesday Tuesday.

That was a heavy full moon and after that moon melt of mine I’m going to suffer a big Moon Down

Moon Down by Cainey November 3, 2020