home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

Manitoba

Province in Canada. Barren wasteland that should be demoted to a "territory".

Manitoba? Who the f*ck would live here?

by cynical1 October 23, 2005

Manitoba Toothbrush

The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.

Pat laid there in misery, while Chad performed the Manitoba Toothbrush on his teeth.

by chad mullins March 28, 2009

marcus montoya

a big football player who is a true blue fag and thinks he is the best football player on the campous

I think that kid is a marcus montoya

by Lance Benavidez May 13, 2004

monotone

when a person is so fucking gay that they cant even raise their voice. they only have one tone like emma, elliot, and mr johnson. they can't use exclamation points or queston marks.

mr johnson- shit.
elliot- shit.
emma- shit
blair- SHIT!!!!!
serena- SHIT???
chace- shit, i'm hot!

as you can see, chace, blair, and serena are the only people without a monotone.

by chaces bitches March 29, 2009

Monitor

A person with a square head.

Adam Pasquerello is a monitor.

by mullettboy August 4, 2009

Weapon of Monitor Destruction

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.

"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"

by D.E March 18, 2004