A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!
Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"
You fags. You disgust me.
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"
You fags. You disgust me.
by Uncle Bob Tay March 01, 2005
A straight man who's prefers wine to beer, dressing well to looking like a slob, art, good film, music, and literature to football and action movies. They tend to be well mannered and good cooks. Metrosexuals are also affiliated with the liberal side of the political spectrum. They often reside in urban environments. Some may be extremely girly and frivolous while others maybe more toned down. They are often mistaken for being gay, however they are all extremely confident in their straightness. Many women want a metrosexual, however many prefere a "real" man. However, metros aren't any less tough and can be extremely resilliant to internal and external difficulties. They aren't concerned when someone calls them gay. Most metro's aren't (well dressed) arrogant douchebag's either, that applies to some other category. Corporate asshole maybe? Metrosexuallity doesn't mean expensive designer clothes, just a good overall fashion sense. A negative trait found in many metros is being picky (I'm a big offender). Another negative is that some of this group are a little to obsessed with their appearance and hygiene they can have low self esteem if they feel they don't look right.
Metrosexual men know what they like, in all area's. They aren't gay. Believe me, I am one, I love me some sexy ladies in a beautiful room, in a gorgeous building.
Metrosexual men know what they like, in all area's. They aren't gay. Believe me, I am one, I love me some sexy ladies in a beautiful room, in a gorgeous building.
"That guy has style, I hope he's straight," says woman to gay friend.
"But he dresses gay," the gay friend says.
"I'll go find out," she states, walking to the bar where the man is drinking a glass of wine.
"Are you gay, or in a relationship?" She asks
"No, I'm a very single, metrosexual man," The man says.
"But he dresses gay," the gay friend says.
"I'll go find out," she states, walking to the bar where the man is drinking a glass of wine.
"Are you gay, or in a relationship?" She asks
"No, I'm a very single, metrosexual man," The man says.
by TheFreeRunner June 13, 2013
n. a male that is straight (heterosexual) but appreciates the gay culture and gets in touch with his feminene side. (metro, metrosexuality)
by John November 01, 2003
When a straight guy is so in touch with his feminine side, that while at bars, gay men walk up to buy him a drink, and he says, "Thank-ya SHORTAY"
"He is so metrosexual. He has macked his girl, and all the guys dont know it yet. They all think he is waiting for them."
by me October 25, 2003
PERSON 1: "This guys apartment is really nice"
PERSON 2: "yes, it is"
PERSON 1: "No, like...reeeally nice"
PERSON 2: "do you think he's gay?"
PERSON 1: "I thought he had a girlfriend?"
PERSON 2: "He must be Metrosexual"
PERSON 2: "yes, it is"
PERSON 1: "No, like...reeeally nice"
PERSON 2: "do you think he's gay?"
PERSON 1: "I thought he had a girlfriend?"
PERSON 2: "He must be Metrosexual"
by metroman February 27, 2005
A man who claims not to be gay, but acts and dresses like one, only thinks of himself, no-one else matters, reckons he's gods gift. see pranny
Metrosexuals are normally clad with a Ted Baker shirt, Armani Jeans, Ray-bans wearing Calvin Klein aftershave.
by The Scottish Contingent August 13, 2007
by mividaloca03 November 11, 2010