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menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.
A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'
by Mistertaz August 23, 2016
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Mensecurity

Noun. The insecurity felt by men who have something usually associated with women, and who must therefore describe the thing with "man-" in front of the term.
"How do you like my man bun?"
"Dude, don't flaunt your mensecurity. It's a hair bun."
by SirBaronAaron July 19, 2016
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Menbers

My girlfriend was upset that the Menbers were ganging up on her during card games tonight.
by Haase3250 July 6, 2016
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menstropire

menstropire - a person who engages in oral sex on a woman during her period
I am not fond of going down on my lady. Except during that time of the month. I am a total menstropire, sue me
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Menstrual Missile

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".
Amy: Why did you call me over here?

Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.
by Erzie Werzie December 14, 2016
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mersereau

Mersereau is a big family blessed with beauty and brains . They also love to party and no how to have fun. This is a crazy family.
The Mersereau family knows how to have fun
by Yml December 20, 2016
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mengerink

Someone with a lot of influence in the community. Surname originates in the netherlands. Often used to express that someone uses social Sway and "charity" to advance their own selfish goals.
"Sabrina is so nice! She is having a bakesale to help orphaned puppies."
"Yeah, but she's just doing it because Adam likes dogs. She's trying to steal him from Valeria."
"Wow. I didn't know that. What a Mengerink!"
by Kitten137 December 20, 2016
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