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machete

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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MACH TEN

Mach Ten is a textbook case of getting fucked up. When you take that one bong rip off the 3 newly packed marijuana bowl and you start to cough and your friends ask if you feel it yet you can reply "dude, im MACH TEN" ....
kid1: "here dude you light up this joint"
kid2: ::lights up joint::
kid1: "puff, puff, pass that shit nigga!"
kid2: ::still inhaling::
.....
kid2: ::passes joint::
kid1: ::hits joint::
kid2: "dude,you rolled one fatass joint... im feeling MACH TEN from just one hit"
by J B J June 6, 2004
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mach

Adj. (Mah-ch) To be full of machismo, to be macho, to be a tool. Is commonly used as a term to describe the actions of males who have very high testosterone levels and feel an obligation to demonstrate their manliness.
"You're acting really mach today."
by The G Master October 22, 2006
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dudey machato

a person who is stupid and pees in their pants and has a fat penis and poops in their pants
u pee in ur pants, ahhhh! dudey machato u r so stupid
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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macchiato

A starbucks drink. Starbucks defines it as: 1 shot of espresso in a demitasse topped with a small dollop of foamed milk.
I love my caramel macchiato's.
by morgan ♥ September 3, 2006
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macchia

troll-like being who's hamster like features contribute to the fact that she lives in the janitors closet at pennsbury high school running on a hamster wheel to power the janitors TV. That was a run-on sentence.
Ms. Macchia, the hamster like teacher at school, gave me D on my report card. I am not going to college. Thanks alot Ms. Macchia.
by bob shmob July 5, 2004
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machetera

a woman bearing arms from the mexican revolution, a dike
Era bien machetera la vieja.
by pepesport2003 December 20, 2009
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