Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.
I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!
by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021
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St. Mattress

worship from bed, usually very loud "OH GOD" repeated a lot
them: religious preference?
me: st. mattress...it's very exclusive!
by thatnoodlyappendage December 31, 2011
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Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.
I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.
by PapiLoco June 02, 2010
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Missouri mattress

When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.
Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.

Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023
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Mattress food

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.
by Daproduca May 21, 2022
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mattress

a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.
u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!
by ihopeudontknowme December 16, 2022
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mattress

A sleep rectangle that marketers made complicated.
“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”

“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
by boringmattress December 18, 2024
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