by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021
by thatnoodlyappendage December 31, 2011
by PapiLoco June 02, 2010
Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023
by Daproduca May 21, 2022
u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!
by ihopeudontknowme December 16, 2022
“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
by boringmattress December 18, 2024