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cheecal matter 

The combination of cheet and fecal matter one creates when taking a poop, not washing their hands and then sticking their hand deep in a bag of Cheetos.
Those Cheetos have been ruined. Sally put his dirty hands in the bag and covered them in cheecal matter.
cheecal matter by thebusinessinsider September 6, 2013

splatter matter 

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

jack matter 

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with
me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry
jack matter by Panel to June 13, 2017

Dark matter 

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.
I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.
Dark matter by RV Rage October 7, 2017

Breast Matter 

Soy, typically found in Luna Bars
Hey the breast matter in that Luna bar will make your breasts vulumptuous

Dark Matter 

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.
She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.
Dark Matter by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018