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when a society matrixizes it means it inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.
our society matrixizes before our very eyes.
by nigerianwut December 23, 2022
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Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
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The Horizon Matrix

The Horizon Matrix philosophy is a personal growth and well-being approach that involves exploring and incorporating teachings and practices from various spiritual and philosophical traditions to create harmony and balance in one's life. It involves self-exploration, personal development, and cultivating mindfulness and contentment. It involves being open to learning and changing in order to achieve fulfilment and involves a holistic approach that includes both inner exploration and outer action.
What do you believe in?
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.

Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.
by sor333 December 19, 2022
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The matrix

ndrew Tate, who frequently appears in YouTube shorts accessible to a broad audience. The term "the matrix" encompasses various connotations, one of which alludes to the role of a bookmaker. Alternatively, it may denote the individuals whom Andrew Tate ardently advocates for—those he perceives as staunchly opposing forces striving to impede individuals from succumbing to indoctrination and perpetuating impoverishment.
by bhjkctyir67iuk December 15, 2023
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Matrix

(aka. a metaverse)

A simulated dimension powered by the stars or a highly advanced super-computer, which many people can enter as conscious holograms.
'The gods could have been extraterrestrials who looked the same as the humans, as well as were so technologically advanced that they scientifically created their own matrix and lived in it as immortal conscious simulations.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 21, 2022
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matrix

a maneuver used to save one's self from potential danger
*a AA battery is thrown at Someone's head but luckily he has the reflexes to dodge it*
Someone: "I just pulled a matrix"
by superdude3 October 20, 2003
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Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.
He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.
by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025
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