Masturbeating

To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.

Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.

by Kiku7 May 5, 2010

Masturbate

To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain

The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

masturbating

To perform an act of masturbation.

The village idiot was masturbating.

by Root April 9, 2006

masturbate

master-bait...to master the art of fishing or the way to catch fish, by using bait

did u master bait for the trip weekend?

by bait masterer October 12, 2004

masturbates

pulral of masturbat

the dog masterbates the man.

by jessica March 16, 2005

masturbate

The way men who are doomed to be virgins forever pleasure themselves. The best way to do it is to use the forehand technique. Trust me, I know. Seriously though, if you can reach an orgasm, you are a true man. SO go try it, do it in front of your mother, your father if you're gay. Which i'm not. So i never did it in front of my father. Trust me.

Dude, while i had an orgy last night with 69 girls, you and your dad masturbated and 69'd. own3d.

by Master Masturbate June 16, 2005

masturbate

Something that Jesus watches you do. Especially when you are stuck in a porta-john and an angry tranny is banging on the door shouting "GO FASTER!"

As Bob stared at the midgets having sex on his computer monitor, he pulled out his pecker and masturbated. As he was in the middle of wankin' one out, he noticed it was dark outside and noticed a bluish light flash outside his window and heard a huge thunder. Suddenly, LIGHTNING STRUCK HIS HOUSE AND EVERYONE DIED!

And on that fine day, Jesus said the two words in a booming voice that humanity will forever cherish, "Don't masturbate."

by MrCat January 24, 2015