4 definitions by MrCat
Son: Dad, why have you been holding your foot for 3 hours? Are you in pain?
Dad: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN PILE OF LEGOS UP, OR ILL GET MY BELT AND SHOW YOU PAIN
Dad: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN PILE OF LEGOS UP, OR ILL GET MY BELT AND SHOW YOU PAIN
by MrCat January 25, 2015
Something that Jesus watches you do. Especially when you are stuck in a porta-john and an angry tranny is banging on the door shouting "GO FASTER!"
As Bob stared at the midgets having sex on his computer monitor, he pulled out his pecker and masturbated. As he was in the middle of wankin' one out, he noticed it was dark outside and noticed a bluish light flash outside his window and heard a huge thunder. Suddenly, LIGHTNING STRUCK HIS HOUSE AND EVERYONE DIED!
And on that fine day, Jesus said the two words in a booming voice that humanity will forever cherish, "Don't masturbate."
And on that fine day, Jesus said the two words in a booming voice that humanity will forever cherish, "Don't masturbate."
by MrCat January 25, 2015
A wet dream is something that occurs during the night while one is sleeping. Whether you are aware of being in a dream, or not, you'll be minding your own buisnuss in your dream, and out of nowhere, get splashed by a bucket of water.
Todd: "Hey, guess what happened man?"
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."
by MrCat July 28, 2015
A wet dream is something that occurs during the night while one is sleeping. Whether you are aware of being in a dream, or not, you'll be minding your own buisnuss in your dream, and out of nowhere, get splashed by a bucket of water.
Todd: "Hey, guess what happened man?"
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."
by MrCat July 28, 2015