Definitions by MrCat

Wet Dream

A wet dream is something that occurs during the night while one is sleeping. Whether you are aware of being in a dream, or not, you'll be minding your own buisnuss in your dream, and out of nowhere, get splashed by a bucket of water.

Todd: "Hey, guess what happened man?"
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."

Wet Dream by MrCat August 27, 2015

Wet Dream

A wet dream is something that occurs during the night while one is sleeping. Whether you are aware of being in a dream, or not, you'll be minding your own buisnuss in your dream, and out of nowhere, get splashed by a bucket of water.

Todd: "Hey, guess what happened man?"
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."

Wet Dream by MrCat August 27, 2015

Pain

Something that happens when you step on a pile of legos.

Son: Dad, why have you been holding your foot for 3 hours? Are you in pain?
Dad: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN PILE OF LEGOS UP, OR ILL GET MY BELT AND SHOW YOU PAIN

Pain by MrCat January 24, 2015

masturbate 

Something that Jesus watches you do. Especially when you are stuck in a porta-john and an angry tranny is banging on the door shouting "GO FASTER!"

As Bob stared at the midgets having sex on his computer monitor, he pulled out his pecker and masturbated. As he was in the middle of wankin' one out, he noticed it was dark outside and noticed a bluish light flash outside his window and heard a huge thunder. Suddenly, LIGHTNING STRUCK HIS HOUSE AND EVERYONE DIED!

And on that fine day, Jesus said the two words in a booming voice that humanity will forever cherish, "Don't masturbate."

masturbate by MrCat January 24, 2015