your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.

"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"

your mum on toast by GF September 4, 2008

Your Mum Gay 

When someone tells you that your mum is gay and that she likes men.

Person:

Lol Your Mum Gay.

Me:
:(

Your Mum Gay by Blorty Bart October 18, 2017

ya mum 

a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards

a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"

ya mum by manda August 23, 2003

Your Mum 

See also: Your Mom, ya mum, Your Mother, Yo Momma
1. A phrase used often in English youth culture as a generic comeback to an insult of any kind.

2. A response to a question of any sort, often not being in any way related to the person whom is asking's mother or even making any sort of sense, although it can sometimes be fitting and even insulting.

3. Used as part of a larger insult usually following the formula; "Your Mum's so 'x' she is 'y'." This form oftens plays to the target's mother's alledged promiscuity, weight, intellect, age, looks, wealth or background. This is the form of 'Your Mum' used by people with higher (if any) intellect.

Be aware that many people, even if meant as a joke, find the 'Your Mum' insult just that; insulting, even to the point of violence.

The 'Your Mum' insult may appear to be a recent phenomenon, but it has been used by even Shakespeare in his plays, as in Act I Scene 1 of 'Timon of Athens';

Painter: Y'are a dog.
Apemantus: Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?

The 'Your Mum' insult was also uses in Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus;

Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

Examples:
1. Person 1: You're gay.
Person 2: So's your mum.

2. Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Your mum.
or;
Person 1: What colour is your car?
Person 2: Your mum.

3. Your mum's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side.
or;
Your mum's so fat, when she went sunbathing GreenPeace showed up to try to tow her back into the sea.

Your Mum by Ghoul1432 January 21, 2009

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

Chow Mum 

Automatic response to any open-ended question, intended to divert the subject of the conversation to the initiator's mother. A derivative of 'your mum'.

Ed: I told you to meet me at the basketball court at 4, what were you doing?
Albert: Chow Mum.
Ed: Yeah, that's funny. Where are you going after we play?
Albert: Chow Mum's house.

Chow Mum by Bret Veisen January 10, 2012

ya mum 

That hilariously inspiring phrase.

"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"

ya mum by Anonymous May 4, 2003