Lavon

A tall skinny black man who plays the drums and is quite sensative to calling

him stupid or a dummy.

Josh: Lavon is a dummy.
Ryan: Damn straight.
Lavon: *sighs* im not a dummy..then cries

by DareDevil827 July 4, 2009

Loon

In Northern Michigan, slang for a very attractive young lady. Also slang for jizzing one's pants.

Everytime I see the loons on the Williamston girls' track team, I loon my shorts.

by drunkspencer October 18, 2012

LaVonnda

The most amazing beautiful young woman, very loyal and honest. She never cheats and she knows her worth. She will give you her all if you give her some effort. She's beautiful inside and out. You will never find another LaVonnda, she is one of a kind. If you got her make sure to keep her. If you lost her I feel bad for you.

Boy 1: LaVonnda is a goddess i wish she would give me a chance.

Boy 2: I had a chance and f'd up I would give the world to have her back.

by LaVonnda October 2, 2013

Levon

Levon - If Levon was a food he would probably be a stale tortilla

I love you levon, u sexy little stale tortilla.

by Xenwow October 29, 2021

f'loon

The definition of f'loon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.

f’loon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…

F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the f’loon will believe anything read in the tabloids.

The f'loons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.

by Rachmaninoff January 24, 2009

LOON

a LOON is to "Laugh Out Of Nose". When people say LOL or to "Laugh Out Loud", most of the time they actually LOON. Think about next time you supposedly LOL, I bet you will actually LOON.

"loon!! i just saw some girl fall down the stairs"

simply respond to a funny text with "loon"

by Sergeant832 October 24, 2011

stan loona

typically a sentence kpop stans on twitter use to insult others who dont agree with their opinions.

"anyways stan loona."

by ihrtmilfs November 4, 2020