Pancake Lizard

A woman who's used so much makeup that it completely obscures their actual skin and features, making them look like they've been agressively airbrushed. Often seen on a Mutton Dressed As Lamb.

"Hey, check your 6 - Pancake Lizard alert!" Watch it... "No, seriously, must put her makeup on with a trowel." Spatula, actually. "How can you tell?" That's my mum.

by Ravenism February 26, 2011

lizard (hank)

a lizard of the strawberry blonde persuasion, native in minnesota and kansas, but also has been spotted in the metropolitan area of chicago. although they are rarely seen eating, many believe that the hank lizard thrives off of a diet of bananas and oversized chocolate chip cookies a la mode. not known for their refined vision, hank lizards are often seen wearing nerd glasses.

Although many lizards are known for their active and agile tongues, the hank lizard will decidedly not suck face.

by smelly girl September 13, 2004

Lizard

A lizard is a person of the bisexual orientation. Lizards differentiate greatly from their fellow humans, the Kitty, the Goat, and the Ram. Some lizards will transform into kitties or goat/rams at some point in their lives.

Susan: Oh no...I really liked it when Mary was eating my vagina.

Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!

by Masterpp4u January 2, 2006

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.

1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"

by chester jay November 11, 2009

Lizard Fan

A Florida Gaytor Fan. Anyone who has a Gaytor as their team mascot.

Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?

Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?

by Buckeye Til I Die January 5, 2008

Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.

Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.

by Lizard Len March 2, 2014