pit lizard 

a raunchy girl normally found in a NASCAR garage looking to pick up a good looking driver with lots of money.

see whore or skank.

Dude, have you seen Jr's ex girlfriend Kortnie? She's a total pit lizard!!

pit lizard by hurrikahne July 6, 2004

Lake Lizard 

Middle-aged upper class woman who lives on or near a large body of water. Skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. Strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. Known to chase younger men in their 20's to feel young again.

Ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. She would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.

Lake Lizard by yamesdenver August 26, 2012

Plot Lizard 

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

Plot Lizard by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016

thrilling the lizard 

Thrilling the lizard is male masturbation.

Lee: Where is Carlos?

Dan: I think he is still in the shower, thrilling the lizard.

thrilling the lizard by Dude2112 July 27, 2008

pit lizard 

a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.

That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.

pit lizard by A. Lurker January 26, 2007

pit lizard 

Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.

Check out that pit lizard waiting for Junior to show up, she's busted as hell.

pit lizard by MannyOrtez April 8, 2007

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017