Lizard men are people known as real noobs when it comes to fps games and rts games. He also has the features of a "lizard man" which gives him his name. He is always skint and usually answers to the name mincer.
by Squiz17 March 6, 2009

A woman who's used so much makeup that it completely obscures their actual skin and features, making them look like they've been agressively airbrushed. Often seen on a Mutton Dressed As Lamb.
"Hey, check your 6 - Pancake Lizard alert!" Watch it... "No, seriously, must put her makeup on with a trowel." Spatula, actually. "How can you tell?" That's my mum.
by Ravenism February 26, 2011

A lizard is a person of the bisexual orientation. Lizards differentiate greatly from their fellow humans, the Kitty, the Goat, and the Ram. Some lizards will transform into kitties or goat/rams at some point in their lives.
Susan: Oh no...I really liked it when Mary was eating my vagina.
Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!
Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!
by Masterpp4u January 2, 2006

A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.
by LarryTheLizard March 28, 2015

by Zoskian May 14, 2018

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by TheRustedLizard August 28, 2018
