lazy gun

A good song by the band Jet.

Lazy gun messed up my television fun...

by catman January 14, 2005

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lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus

I totally lazy flamingoed last night.

by Arvin P. January 06, 2008

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Lazy Earl

Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.

derived from a story, not based on an actual person

"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."

by Roberto Joolez November 07, 2004

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lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.

by PrincessAmanda August 15, 2008

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Lazy Rapist

A lazy rapist rapes in a very lazy manner. They are quite often unprepared and unenthusiastic about the episode. More often than not the rapist wont even finish, they'll simply stop and leave. They will not go out of their way to conceal their crime.

Jane: "I heard you were attacked in the park last night while you were out walking your dog."

Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."

Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."

Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."

by CuteRaz January 19, 2012

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