Brown Lava

The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.

Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."

by DangerFinger September 17, 2015

I Lava Toe

Your drunk gf/bf tries to text 'I love you' but it autocorrects to 'I lava toe'

Me: I love you
Him: I lava toe
Me: wtf

by NaiTea December 23, 2017

amanda lavender

A beautiful girl that has many admirers that she is not aware of, she is absolutely gorgeous and breathtaking, she is thick, she is pretty, she is athletic, usually playing softball or soccer, this girl is hard to get, and hard to keep, if u get a chance don’t screw it up, because she’ll make ur time worth it, her eyes, her smile, her life, it’s all perfect, she may have some bad flaws but everyone sees over them except her, because she is the definition of perfect

Amanda Lavender is all I want-CD

by U thought, lol July 8, 2018

The Lava Hound

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .

Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*

by The Anonymous Hound September 4, 2020

Lava Loon

Lava Loon is a strategy from the Mobile game Clash Royale. Lava Loon is when you spread out your opponents ass cheeks by using the cards lava hound and balloon. This combo of cards is commonly known as gay rape.

This man is using lava loon. I might as well bend over.

by handledaddy June 25, 2021

Lavaheads

Watchers of LiveLavaLive, a youtube channel starring Mitchell Davis and occasionally featuring his friend Kyle Sibert.

"This time i am going to ask a little help from you guys, the livelavalive heads, the lavaheads, that's kind of what your unnofficial name is that i've name you, watchers of livelavalive"- Mitchell Davis

Not 2.0 video

by Lavaheadnot2.0 June 23, 2009

Lava lamp blast

When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans

Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud

by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017