Larry the Cucumber 

Our lord and savior, along with his brethren, Pickle Rick, and Houdini the Zucchini. These three make up the holy trinity.

John 3:16 - So Larry the Cucumber so loved the world, he gave his one and only brother-in-law, Pickle Rick, to die on the holy cross, and save us from our sins.

Larry the Cucumber by SpeedBump007 April 13, 2020

larry af

una persona affetta da shipping compulsivo per i larry stylinson, noti come Louis Tomlison e Harry Styles della famosa boyband One Direction, segretamente gay. Sono adorabili e tutte noi siamo larry as fuck, ammettiamolo

Oddio Ed Sheeran è proprio Larry af

larry af by tess almighty January 8, 2015

larry the duck 

the most evil duck that rampaged across the earth

help larry the duck stoll my toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

larry the duck by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

Larry Johnson

A really hot metal head with long hair. He actually is really hot did you know?!?!

“Who’s Larry? What?”
“Oh silly Larry Johnson is like one of the hottest metal heads to exist!!!”

Larry Johnson by salfisherssignificantother June 17, 2021

Larry Stylinson 

"I never actually been asked directly and it's a funny thing i mean what people can... people can believe what they want to believe but i just think it comes across sometimes a little bit..a little bit disrespectful to the ones that i love you know our Eleanor and sometimes it comes across a bit disrespectful and it's like anything i mean like you could genuinely if you google conspiracy on iPhones right..you're going to get a conspiracy so i think it's one of these things that people just love to buy into but realize in reality obviously there's no truth to it oBViOusLy"

Person: i mean how can you ship larry stylinson even louis denied it
Me:.....

Larry Stylinson by familyshow August 4, 2020

Larry King 

Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.

"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."

Larry King by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Larry Craig 

1 - A disgraced Idaho senator
2 - The act of extending one's legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you're homo.
3 - The act of solicting for cottaging acts.

Larry Craig denies he's gay.

Stop it Craig! You're making me horny and hard and I can't pee nor shit anymore!

Larry Craig's body language dictated the Minneapolis Police Officer who was going for a shit that he wanted to fuck him in the ass. Therefore he got arrested.

Larry Craig by Damn Damn Danno September 8, 2007