Larph

Ralph Lauren, but pronounced by people that can't speak properly, or are just joking around. Also, if it's not Larph (Ralph Lauren), then it sucks.

If it's not Larph, it sucks dick.

by Marlboro Man December 9, 2008

load lapper

A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.

this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.

by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009

Larp

Larp or larped - being blinded by a bright light.

I was larped by the bright headlights of the passing car.

by Markus P. January 24, 2008

Lappin

Lappin... is French for Rabbit.

Lappin also means Lappin Windows, a local song relating to retards.

OMG did u just see that spaz Lappin windows?

by lappinwarren February 8, 2010

Pointy Lamppost

After blinding your partner with multi led flashlight, which incase you didn't know, is bright as fuck and can be purchased at any walmart or walgreens, you bend them over and have rough anal sex, without any lubricant whatsoever, then continue to cum wherever you choose.

my wife was cleaning our closet so i called her name and when she came over, we performed a pointy lamppost. that shit was well worth the divorce.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

lappin

fucking raping someone

just got caught lappin a 4 year old

by roxythechihuahua August 3, 2018

Larple

It a big, long, pink, dingdong penis.

yo dude i have a larple.

by oreo12358744 September 16, 2013