lanch

"LUNCH" as known by MRS SPRINGER, the Math Teacher who Attempted SUICIDE.

"Okay fowks, it's time to go to lanch"

by Lee October 24, 2003

EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.

Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.

by Garozerg June 23, 2008

oh my lantis

(phrase) Twist from the line in the movie 'The Ringer'- "Oh my lanta". Credit to Billy the character who speaks it gloriously (You scratched my CD!). Used for when something is not going according to plan or when in a bad situation

(after waking up from a nap and being completely sunburnt)...Oh my lantis! I'm burnt to a crisp, apple crisp in fact!

by laxdallmus4 August 9, 2010

green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

by Kamisama April 15, 2005

LANtastic

LANtastic is an extremely stupid program which allows you to share files and printers on a network. It also shares you c-drive to anyone on your network.

"Wtf?!?! My PC just crashed???"

"Yes, I know. You have installed LANtastic, so I deleted your Windows-folder."

by Mr. Lonely January 6, 2006

Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

lantigua

When a dog's ass is shaved and the dog is trained to walk backwards.

Damn that poor dog has the lantigua.

by Groom styles for dogs. December 17, 2017