Literal Autism 

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

Literal Autism by Fig boy December 17, 2018

Net Literacy 

Net Literacy is the process of increasing computer access, computer and Internet literacy, and Internet safety and financial literacy awareness together with a users own personal interest to create a value proposition that results in an indivdual understanding the value of boadband and the Internet. Net Literacy results in digital inclusion. A youth empowered organization uses Net Literacy process in a wiki-management style to increase digital inclusion.

Organizations that use the Net Literacy process reduce the digital divide by increasing digital inclusion.

Net Literacy by TheWiseOwl July 26, 2009

Literal Kangaroo 

Racial slur term used by the Alt Right meaning "Rare chinese looking inbred Nig nog from Australia".

Example:
-Turden: G'day mate. Whats with the commotion out here?
-Not Rubin: Well someone just ran over a Literal Kangaroo...

Literal Kangaroo by AshleyYoung69 September 17, 2019

literary masturbation 

The act of using unnecessary elaborate speech to convey a simple point, or speaking in a tone that would make you seem like a pompous dipshit.

I recently attended the line at the food product facility, at which I purchased a deliciously decadent three cheese lasagna and a bottle of Spumante.

literary masturbation by Tiki Torch Bob June 19, 2004

Litreally 

Unlike literally (the term is constantly misused by morons) litreally means "in actuality, this really happened". Used when you reach a good/surprising part of the story and you want to stress that what you are saying REALLY happened (litREALLY, not literally).

John - "And then she litreally took off her top and jumped into the pool"

Amanda - "He litreally had a dick smaller than my thumb".

Litreally by swindlemelonzz September 23, 2011

literary crack 

A series novel which is poorly written and follows some formulaic structure which may or may not be predictable. Despite knowing that it sucks the reader will become addicted to the series and burn through every book as fast as possible.

If the next book in the series is unavailable the reader will go through withdraw like symptoms until the next book's release date wherein the reader will wrestle and scream and claw their way to the register to purchase said book.

I know that it's bad for me but "Twilight" is my literary crack, I can't help it!

literary crack by HaloKun July 30, 2009

e-literal 

As literal as the limitations of electronic communication will allow you to be, taking into consideration a phrase's common usage in slang, etc.

Eat me.

This is an e-literal phrase if you are either referring to cannibalism, or perhaps are speaking as if you were another object.

e-literal by OverAllComa October 28, 2004