Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018

kung Goo

A person with incredible Google abilities, that can almost always find what they're looking for. This skill is also known as google-fu

nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:

by m4cbeth January 13, 2021

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

kung fu breakfast

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.

by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021