junkfood

Food that is usually delicious but do not get addicted because it might make you fat

Mama, please can I eat some junkfood, please please please?

by AsmGrlY December 5, 2017

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

Jankster Gangster

From the word Jank meaning messed, screwed or fucked up. This is a person who walks around like hot shit on a golden platter but acts more like a cold turd on a paper plate.

He asked me out on a date, then that jankster gangster left me with the tab.

by Kokopellisweety March 6, 2020

junesgnf

the best person in whole world, junesgnf is better than deez nuts

junesgnf > you
junesgnf is the better than the world

by kqrlkittensmadethis August 30, 2021

Jucksoffan

When someone browses Tumblr and finds something hot and decides to hump a couch (preferably someone else's couch in their home) when other people are in the room, this phenomenon creates the jucksoffa (Hump couch in Swedish).

Elsa: What a nice picture I found on Tumblr! I'm getting horny from this. *Proceeds to hump the couch in front of everyone*
Everyone else in the room: Do you really need to do this right now Elsa?!

at a later date:

Don't sit on that couch it's jucksoffan! You might get infected with hump disease!

by マックス May 28, 2022

Junk Teen

Title given to someone who works for the best junk removal company ever. Junk Teens Junk Removal

"yo what's up Junk Teen"

by junkteens March 13, 2023

Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."

by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009