jockstrap

the device a man puts around his groin to protect it

shut up you gay ass mofo

by shut up February 28, 2003

moose joose

a powerful laxative for androids

i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster

by Devin taylor May 28, 2004

Jockstrap

(n.) The female equivalent to the word douchebag.

A pompous, loud, arrogant female; lacking in any real substance or ability to communicate above a superficial level. Often found strapped to the arm of an athlete.

I went to a frat party last night, thrown by a bunch of douchebags. Of course, they invited all the jockstraps from the sorority house.

by M.H.D. December 24, 2008

Jook

Slang for Dog, (Singular)
jooks (plural)

Also a stabbing action: To jook someone

"look at that jook over there"

"i mugged this geeza right off the other day,he wouldn't give up his fone so i jooked him init?"

by Risky December 9, 2006

jockstrap

a jock. you know one of thise stupid dudes that play football in high school and date whores... ughm i mean cheerleaders.

that jockstrap was trying to look cool in front of his girlfriend by calling the skin head a fag. big mistake. afterwards, the skin curb stompped him and killed him, then fucked his girfriend and killed her too.

by oifoundedoi September 5, 2005

Jooko

A Jew and a koala's baby.
It is often times hard to tell between a koala and a Jooko and a Jew due to the similarity in their features

"Hey isn't that a jooko?"
"yeah it sure looks like one... big nose... a pouch to carry money in..."

by jseis June 2, 2009

jockstein

a cool and/or popular jew.

Have you seen that new Sluckenberg kid? What a jockstein!

by TROUBLEisMYmiddleNAME August 19, 2010