Indiana Jones

One of the coolest film heroes of all time, born in Princeton, New Jersey in 1899 (Indy not Harrison Ford), probably the best known archeologist in the world, Indy isn't official called Indiana but rather Henry Jones Jnr, but he was very fond of the family dog, Indiana so he became known as Indiana, his dad insists he is called Junior and this angers Indy as we find out in The Last Crusade, during the war he and his MI6 buddy, Hale, went on many adventures to stop the Nazis and Japanese getting sources of paranormal power, e.g in Indiana Jones and the Army of the Dead, Jones and Hale travel to Haiti to stop an army of undead! In 1947, he defeated the Babylonian god, Marduk (please play Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine) and in 1957 he went in search of his friend, Harold Oxley who had lost his marbles and ended up finding a crystal skull, which if returned gives the returner a "gift", to know everything and found he had a son (Mutt Williams a.k.a Herny Jones III), Mutt wasn't happy about this early on but it sunk in. During the 90's he still travelled, much to the opposition of his family, who thought he should settle down at nearly 100, and was a lecturer, and was willing to share stories of his youth with anyone who would listen.

a cool archeologist,

henry jones snr-we named the dog Indiana

Sallah-The dog?, you were named after a dog!?

Indiana Jones- I was very fond of that dog

Marcus Brody- Can we go home now?

(the last few lines of The Last Crusade)

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall July 20, 2009

jonas secrets

(n) 1. A place where people (now known as 'creepers') can let out their secrets about the Jonas Brothers. Modeled after Post Secrets.
2. Used to be a great place, but now is full of crazy psychopaths who don't know what the fuck they are talking about anymore.
3. A facebook group that people use to worship Candis Leigh and Nichole Honer
4. A place full of noobz
5. 5 too many groups on facebook

Nick: It looks like some girls are following us.
Kevin: I really hope none of those are Jonas Secrets girls, they might try to rape us.
Joe: That girl looks like Candis, let's ask for an autograph!

by asdfggfdsa123456789 December 23, 2008

Jonas Brothers Haters

There are known definitions:-
1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.

I am one of the Jonas Brothers Haters. I'm female.

by The Infinite Sadness May 31, 2009

helicopter jones

Where a male takes his penis and inserts it either into the anus (preferred) or the vagina and lays on top of the woman and spins in a 360degree angle and continues the cycle to produce an orgasim.

Oh shit! Adam's performing the helicopter jones on her!!! haha...

by Mr. sex February 26, 2005

jones soda

Dont forget FUFU Berry! its Orgasmic!

I shot a load in my pants after trying FUFU Berry!

by Wang Inhurbut September 22, 2003

jonass

the butt of a jonas brother

Angelica: OMGSH! Look at Nicks JONASS!
Andi: No, i swear, Kevins is way better.
Pamela: But Joe's Jonass is firmer....

by lyssasauruss April 10, 2008

Jonas Brothers Haters

A person who can think for themselves and resist bubblegum pop the media floods them with

Did you see those Jonas Brothers Haters? They were the only ones to pass the test.

by AlisaGirl1990 July 17, 2009