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De Jonged

When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.
by Jackie Blackie July 13, 2010
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jongsica

The nickname for a Korean idol het relationship/pairing combining SNSD's Jessica and SHINee's Jonghyun. They sang Sexy Love together and are a sexy non-couple thing.

Also, they have the capability of making Shawols and Sones extremely insane and jealous anytime they interact.
Did you see Jonghyun touch Jessica's butt?! I hate Jongsica! Don't you dare touch my precious angel unnirrrrrr!!!

Jongsica is real? Puh-lease oppar didn't even want to touch that horse chin unnir's hand when they walked down the runway!!!

LOL Jongsica is never gonna happen because Jessica is a year older than Jonghyun therefore it can't be real.
by jjfrench November 14, 2012
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jongstery

Jongstery is to Mystery as The Frugal Artist is to The Pickup Artist.
Jongstery only shops clothes on clearance - you'd better be using extra coupons and discount codes to make the deal sweeter!
by Jongsta November 2, 2009
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[JonGolle]

The first world champian wrestler who beat the hulk and superman in a wrestling match and figured out how to spladle a great white shark and rip out his heart at the same time
The One known as JonGolle whom of which is so powerful that The Crocodile Hunter wanted to do a special on him but he said no and thus an evil stingray from Jon Golle's belly attacked him
by Andrew L'Abbate February 15, 2008
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Jongewaard

The large family clan of Jongewaard, stretches back to the Netherlands. Where it is said in the olden days, when there were vikings and piligers. The Jongewaard clan was amongst the bravest and strongest of groups and flourished because of this. Now a days there are so many Jongewaards, and they are still even considered today some of the strongest family clan in the world.
Wow, your a Jongewaard? I read that name in ancient Saxxon folk lore.
by Todd J. January 20, 2009
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JongHa

Excalibur has a huge fucking dick that will pierce through anyone's pussy. It can expend into a fucking chode when it wants to. If a girl has sex with Excalibur her pussy will expand like slime. JongHa is Excalibur.
JongHa is Excalibur.
by CumKiller June 11, 2017
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Jonghyun

The most precious person that should still be on the earth but now is the moon
Me; I miss you Jonghyun, Shawols miss you
by KimJonginKai November 30, 2020
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