Jonathan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
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Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man
Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night

Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex
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A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
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The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS
“ Did you see Jonathan last night.”

Yeah there wasn’t much to see”
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A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard
Jonathan can't play that game.
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A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance
Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!
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Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him
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