Short jacking

When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.

(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)

I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.

(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.

by TommyhawkTyler November 7, 2016

Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 6, 2017

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

loop jacking

The act of using royalty-free samples and loops in an audio recording, then claiming copyright over the sample when anyone else uses the same sample.

Wannabe producers are loop jacking on Youtube to monetize other Youtuber's content.

by JordanST July 26, 2017

mom-jacking

When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.

Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom

Mom-jacking.

Me: I'm feeling so sick today

Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!

Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.

by NugLife08 November 20, 2017

madeline joking

she’s that really weird girl but in a lovable way. she’s ALWAYS right, well, unless she say “nooooooo,” then you know you’ve proven her wrong. she is an amazing photographer with an ICONIC photography account. she’s the person who will laugh for no apparent reason during the chorus of “karma police,” but trust me—there’s a reason. she’s the only person in the known universe that can navigate of 52nd/crispy chicken street. she is one of two people that accept that “silly pictures” are NEVER USED FOR ANYTHING. she’s always down for a dance party, any type of skin care-related product, or to just play music in her basement. she’s not afraid to tell you how she really feels. instead of counting down the days until her birthday, she counts down the days to living in the woods in the middle of Clear Creek State Park.

but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.

Is that girl talking about a chicken with an EpiPen. It must be madeline joking.

by JLC24 March 29, 2019

Bitch-Jacking

When you get your bitch jacked, you feel a full, deep satisfaction, and a resonating euphoria. Like a little tiny orgasm.

"That Dalmore 12-year really jacked my bitch."
"Let's go out, I'm looking for a good bitch-jacking."
"God damn, this hot tub is jackin' my bitch straight through the ceiling."

by Chicken Daddy May 28, 2019