Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!

Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

jizzle

a jizzle is some one breakin it off and being extorted

defined: a jizzle is some who gets extorted

by BIGREDcopkilla May 28, 2021

jezzler

Jezzler is a man who is a tite ko na kulay rosas

Jezzler: *exist*
Everyone: omg run!! A tite is coming!

by Ashirt August 18, 2021

jizzled

A word for cumming jurassic in a female

I jizzled in that bitch

by sillywoman1246 February 4, 2022

Jizzle fizzle

The act of cumming in to a bottle of Canada Dry at the moment of climax and drinking it afterwards.

“This Canada Dry tastes weird.

That’s because I pulled a jizzle fizzle last night”

by Gaylord yessir February 8, 2022

jizzleman

A man who helps his significant other clean up his cum after he pulls out.

Hey baby, I shot it on your back, since I am a jizzleman I will get you a towel so you can clean yourself up.

by shake1211 July 8, 2022

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022