flibberty jibbers 

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

flibberty jibbers by ben May 13, 2005

Jobber 

A particular breed of talented individual who does paid word for people on www.myjobsathome.com

Bob "I'm an expert at ironing, I could charge for this!"
Jane "Become a Jobber on www.myjobsathome.com then"

Jobber by JobQueen March 27, 2011

jibbert 

Using feces as a lubricant to assist in manual stimulation of a mans genitals

"Dude it was awesome, first she started jerking me off but them she crapped in her hand and gave me a jibbert!"

jibbert by Duckula1234 January 1, 2012

Jobber 

a person who jobs. mainly a stupid person who is my barn ( see barn for definition of barn ) . Also can be called random jobber

Brian Mallams is a Jobber

Jobber by CrAzY_ClOwN November 24, 2003

jobber 

A male or female whose sole purpose is to provide the other person with a hand job or blow job. There is no relationship between the two people and, in fact, one person or both may be married.

Similar to a fuck buddy except no intercourse is necessary.

Guy to chick- my wife isn't giving head like she used to, she thinks she's too good for it now.

Chick- I'm not getting enough either, I'll be your jobber!

jobber by LoCee March 6, 2013

jibbers 

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

jibbers by Craig April 29, 2005

flibbert jibbert 

when you just dont give a fuck about school

Ahh. fuck I hate school!

flibbert jibbert by Mo February 2, 2005