jerkasoreass

jerkasoreass (jerk a sore ass)any turd so mad at a joke he/she gets so worked up they react in a nature harmful to theirselves causing humiliation or injury sometimes fatal resulting in looking like a butt hurt jerk wad.

jenny hated that i called women horrible drivers ,when she tried to prove me wrong ,she ended up killing my dog with her accord ,what a jerkasoreass!!

by tooter mcskooter November 6, 2009

jerksquad

a group of jerkwads

I was just cut off on the turnpike by a jerksquad in an SUV wearing matching hoodies and flat-brimmed hats.

by Fundamentalist_Pastafarian January 4, 2010

Jerkamo

A combination of the words "jerk and more", meaning a person is a jerk and more. (For the definition of "more", see words such as asshat, off brand, etc.)

"Honey, don't let that triflin' fool get you down. He is a jerkamo."

by SassyBo February 3, 2010

JerkaMyDerka

The act of masturbating on a beach and rubbing it on ones self.

"Damn I forgot my sun lotion again! Well time to JerkaMyDerka."

by The Holy Shit Biscuit May 5, 2010

Jerkian

A Jerkian is a race, a race of Jerks, A Jerkian is a male who come from the Jerk tribe, who act like a A** hole, who think they are a G, player, or slick, Who has no respect, and who mind is based on playing games and making people want to smack them. A Jerkian who's is really annoying is considered a Native Jerkian. Jerkians are sometimes stubborn just to piss you off. Jerkians religion is never to be in a relationship, just have sex and to not care about, or take any girl seriously. Jerkians only take girls that will Sh** on then seriously. Jerkians com in all shapes colors and sizes, crippled to physically fit. Never take a Jerkian seriously.

My friend is a Native Jerkian. He comes from the Native jerkian tribe.

My sisters so called boyfriend is half Jerkian, and half another race.

I am racist against Jerkians.

by Desire Tiffany March 12, 2010

jerksploitation

1) v. The act of sexting self gratifying images to innocent young victims for one's own aggrandizement.
2) n. Being a tool of the administration, scratch that. Being a stand up guy in stiff opposition to Republicans, scratch that.
3) v. Using the Lame Stream Media, or MSM (the first 'm' in "main" is silent) to draw even more attention to oneself than previously imagined.
4) see: Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner engaged in jerksploitation to entice innocent young victims as he gratified himself, while being a tool for the administration, as a stand up guy in stiff opposition to Republicans.

The Democrat congressman used the Lame Stream Media to aggrandize himself in gross jerksploitation of prime airtime.

by Vern2765 November 25, 2011

Jerkfacing

When you flip someone off just because. They Usually Yell JERKFACE!

Guy 1: Hey (sticks up his middle finger)
Guy 2: (Turns around and sees middle finger) JERKFACE!
Guy 3: Ooo did you see that Jack just got Jerkfaced
Guy 4: Oh You Gotta Love Jerkfacing!

by I has been jerkfaced December 31, 2011