by TromboneTree April 26, 2017
(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
by Hackermeyer December 06, 2008
"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."
"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."
"Jean's Mullet?"
"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."
"EPIC."
"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."
"Jean's Mullet?"
"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."
"EPIC."
by drewhoj October 08, 2009
Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.
Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.
Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.
Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans
Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!
Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!
by eddie steph July 02, 2012
Damn, look at his jean weiner.
or
I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!
or
I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner
or
I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!
or
I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner
by Mandoooo March 06, 2008
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