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Jackopass

Verb: to bring a pumpkin into a bar, ask for a knife to make a jackolantern, start the process then leave it to other patrons once half finished because you are too drunk to stay.
I took a big pumpkin to the pub and totally jackopassed.
by golo12re October 30, 2018
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jackobazzi

A toddler gone wild with laughter and silliness.
All that sugar made the 2 year old turn into a jackobazzi, bouncing off the walls with laughter and jabbering silly words to himself.
by JK481 November 17, 2018
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Jackfuck

It's a Jackass but you are too mad that you cant remember the "ass" part of the jack, so you say "fuck" because you can remember that word!
Kyle is such a jackfuck this morning!
by Emelie Awesome January 21, 2019
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Jackoff

Jackoff .. Is a person who thinks they are something and knows they’re not . Someone who chimes in on conversation with information About the subject that Is completely wrong and has zero clue as to what they are talking about . Someone who is Always wrong with the information they give you and is also the most Annoying person you know . Someone who talks a big game but never delivers along with constant empty promises . People that make plans and don’t show up . Someone that tells you they are calling you right back but they don’t . A Person who tells you That they are going to help you with a favor on a specific date but never do . Some one who is completely unreliable..
What happened with Fred on sat didn’t he say he was going to help you move ? I called him 5 times and sent him texts he never answered .. wow .. what a jackoff !!
by Steele February 6, 2019
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Jacko

A ginger twat who has a skin head which is a shit cut , mainly known in the world as “jack the spacko” which is his gang name ob the streets
Jacko is back
by Hello its me mo March 25, 2019
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Jackov'd

Jackov'd (pronounced jacked off) means being jerked off but not in a pleasant way. In a way where your ballsack gets slapped hard repeatedly. The process is highly unpleasant and painful.
I'm sorry for your pain, but you've been jackov'd.
by TwoSocks May 4, 2019
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Jackolantern

Person 1: What did you do this Halloween?
Person 2: Just Jackolantern inside my room
by Pinksizzlejingleberry June 2, 2019
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