Men-itis

A made up disease which a person goes crazy for men.
It doesn’t have to be exactly that, it could also mean the opposite.

Person: are you okay?
Me: No… I have Men-itis.. and there are alot of hot men here
Person: Menitis..?
Me: I love men so much I want a dilf to hug me to badly

by TheRobloxMafiaMansimp August 20, 2023

Backwards-Itis

The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.

Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!

Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!

by keegs21 April 20, 2010

fortnite-itis

the disability that lolzd has, also the reason that he says "literally" all the time.

okay so the reason i say literally all the time is, because i literally have fortnite-itis.

by cocofruits March 21, 2022

more itis to do

got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted

Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"

by Sharapstar December 18, 2012

Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.

Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020

Assa-itis

When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

by Shit my family says August 22, 2016

trump-itis

The act of making EVERYTHING in the universe about yourself

She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.

by You rReal Name March 1, 2020