Briggs Issue

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.

Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.

by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

Dandori issue

Being bad at something, or having a "skill issue". Particularly when playing the video game series Pikmin.

Pikmin 2 isn't unfair or bad, you just have what they call a "Dandori issue".

by Louie2004 July 11, 2023

skill issue

A word describing the lack of skill in ones performance in a game.

Sometimes used sarcastically when someone dies to something that is overpowered or unbalanced.

"Dude he literally just one comboed me, how is that fair?"
"Skill issue."

by rogue lineage sucks January 2, 2021

Red Issue

A leading Manchester United FC fanzine, retailing at a couple of quid.

It is also officially the most popular football related messageboard in the whole world in which discussions can vary from wanking in your mother's bra whilst shuffling your iPod in Prague, to tropical fish. Football discussion is often secondary to general chat, unless United are in the news for something ridiculous and unheard of, such as selling their best player and replacing him with a midget scouse crock.

Behind the harebrained, foolhardy exterior lies an intelligent bunch of people, who all think Burnley is a shit hole. Forums in our shadow include the frankly embarrassing Boo Moon and grief-stricken RAWK - which both provide delicious anecdotes of utter, utter Everest-esque fuckwittery to keep us smiling on slow news days.

Fuck you. Viva Red Issue.

Person 1: What's the best site on the world wide web?
Wise Man: Red Issue.
Person 1: Cool. Where can I get up-to-the-minute United news?
Wise Man: RAWK.

by Admin1999 August 4, 2009

1st world issue

Topically an issue that can only be related to a modernized economic region, the issue typifies a problem that has no real significance or impact on the quality of life of the usually affluent person.

"The heated seats won't work in my Range Rover" = 1st World issue

by King Kenton of Barmby February 8, 2014

Standard Issue Cat

Brown mackerel tabbies

Also called "SIC" in short

I always feed neighbor's standard issue cat instead of my own because they look the same!

by Nullingo June 15, 2022

Issue

What I read

What I see

Does not add up

But hey, you know this and have done long time ..

So the issue …

Can’t believe what I read

Was never authenticated

Issue … Misuse

by LetsTalkAboutX April 16, 2023