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Artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence: when highly sophisticated equipment is operated by stupid humans.
Artificial intelligence is when a courier driver is given a GPS to deliver a parcel.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
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A revolutionary five-module AI framework that transforms how non-technical users interact with complex databases. The SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support (SIMS) Data Agent eliminates the need for SQL expertise by enabling natural language queries across multiple database tables while maintaining enterprise-grade reliability. Unlike traditional database interfaces requiring technical knowledge, SIMS interprets user intent, generates appropriate SQL, and delivers insights through conversation and visualizations without users needing to understand database structure or terminology.

SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.
Our marketing director asked the SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agent, 'Which campaigns drove the most revenue last quarter?' And in under 10 seconds, SIMS pulled data from three separate database tables, created a visualization showing ROI by channel, and suggested we increase spending on email campaigns based on conversion trends- something that previously would have required three different analysts and two days of work.
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American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'
( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!
by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023
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Intelligated

The other way of saying intellijated, even more properly. The actual fucking one.
I am Astounded, I can't believe Mr. Obama actually is intelligated enough to use Semi-colon's; and Mr. Trump isn't.
by ThatonedudEric October 10, 2019
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