Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005

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ipod dump

the act of transferring a large number of cds to your computer to be downloaded to your ipod. an ipod dump is more or less an often uninterrupted marathon cd transferring session, often b/c the cds are borrowed from others, kind of a hit and run swipe of a friend's entire collection that's gotta be returned soon, hence the necessity of a marathon.

yo dude, can i steal all your cds this weekend for a massive ipod dump?

by pepperg September 13, 2006

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Human iPod

That one person that can name the song, artist, album, composer, writer and label an artist puts out. This person can also do this from a few beats of a song.

*song starts to play*
Friend: Hey, what song is this?
You: That's Nu Shooz with "I Can't Wait" off of their album 'Poolside'. They are a husband and wife team that wrote this song about wanting to get "together" *wink wink* after a long day. It's release was in the 80's. Thety are also a one hit wonder.
Friend: You damn Human iPod! *changes station*
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by tea shop poet August 23, 2009

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Ipod elbow

The pain you get in your arm while browsing your Ipod or trying to watch a video on your Ipod in bed.

''I gotta stop watchin episodes of 30 Rock before I go to sleep, I'm gettin a wicked case of Ipod elbow''

by Dr Arkham December 02, 2009

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video ipod

This is also known as the 5G ipod. It is substantially smaller than the 4G, is able to play videos, comes in black and white, has a larger screen, and is still priced the same.

Look at me walking with my video ipod, I hope I don't get my arse kicked.

by Scnhauzer October 15, 2005

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