Apple's latest shitty attempt to drain even more money from idiots. A waste of space. It is basically an Iphone 5 made of plastic... At the same price as the Iphone 5. The Iphone family's retarded cousin.
Apple CEO: "Okay, how do we make our new upcoming iphone popular?"
Developer 1: "We could be Innovative and add new features to it!"
Developer 2: "Lets make it more powerful and give it more memory!"
Developer 3: "LETS TURN THE IPHONE 5 INTO A PLASTIC PIECE OF RUBBISH AND SELL IT FOR THE SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE 5C!"
Apple CEO: "Developer 3, you're promoted!"
Developer 1: "We could be Innovative and add new features to it!"
Developer 2: "Lets make it more powerful and give it more memory!"
Developer 3: "LETS TURN THE IPHONE 5 INTO A PLASTIC PIECE OF RUBBISH AND SELL IT FOR THE SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE 5C!"
Apple CEO: "Developer 3, you're promoted!"
by surfingkid October 12, 2013
A big useless phone made by apple, that alot of homos buy to make themselves seem as if they just became popular all of the sudden.
"That big black apple iphone is such a piece of shit"
"Oh damn, that dudes got an apple iphone, that sucks he will probably never get laid, nerd"
"Oh damn, that dudes got an apple iphone, that sucks he will probably never get laid, nerd"
by horny shit tits November 07, 2007
Alec: Have you seen the iPhone 6, it's completely new and innovative and not trying to compete with other superior phones at all!
Chris: Are you kidding me? The iPhone 6 is just an iPhone 5 that looks like a Samsung Galaxy S5
Chris: Are you kidding me? The iPhone 6 is just an iPhone 5 that looks like a Samsung Galaxy S5
by WiddelyScuds September 17, 2014
"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.
Overheard:
The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.
You could very well be right.
The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.
You could very well be right.
by MTF June 16, 2010
by wdaodnaod November 13, 2017
Changing your iphone's ringtone when someone sitting next to you has the same one. This generally avoids confusion when someone gets a text message.
*Phone rings and everyone checks their phones
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"
by Laneyleigh12 November 21, 2011
John: *walks into class* Just copped the new iPhone 15, broke cunts!
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.
by tmkkmt September 25, 2023