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The level of artificial intelligence humans in the present moment think AI should be able to achieve in the future based only on current needs, expectations, and imagination. It’s basically a moving baseline of “AI smart enough” that will always look outdated in hindsight. It's not what AI actually can do, but what we, stuck in the present, assume it should do one day.

In 2025, people might say a “generic intelligent” AI should be able to wash dishes, write essays, drive cars, and do taxes.

In 2050, those same expectations might sound dumb, because maybe no one even has dishes, homework, or taxes anymore.
Back in the 1800s, artificial generic intelligence would’ve been an AI that milks cows and writes letters for you. Now that’s writing essay and doing taxes, in future would there even be any need of essays.
by Demugorious August 29, 2025
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Sisyphean Intelligence

when intelligence is a Sisyphean task.

If someone has Sisyphean Intelligence any intelligent thought will metaphorically roll back down right before being formed. It does not matter how hard they try, someone with Sisyphean intelligence will always seem as if cursed by the gods into stupidity.
Person 1: that guy is an absolute idiot
Person 2: nah, he is simply a man of Sisyphean intelligence
by Random-Idiot October 3, 2024
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Dauntatellious Intelligence

A unique cognitive and emotional processing style characterized by deep existential thinking, high emotional intelligence, pattern recognition, and a heightened awareness of human behavior, relationships, and abstract concepts. It involves both intellectual and emotional depth, often leading to a sense of detachment from those who do not process the world in the same way.
“People with Dauntatellious Intelligence tend to see connections that others miss, both intellectually and emotionally.”
by DonTheDealer513 February 6, 2025
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Orificial Intelligence

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.
Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."
by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021
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Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.
Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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