Raffle hostage

When large popular and more expensive items are held until the very end of an event to keep people’s interest.

I would love to come over, but right now I’m being held raffle hostage at a charity event.

by Crossbustr February 1, 2020

Covid Hostage

When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.

How long more would Communist China hold the people in Hong Kong under Covid hostage?

by MathPlus February 9, 2022

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

by Dubldawg June 2, 2013

pee pee hostage

When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign

Dude I was a pee pee hostage over Denver!

by KImCobain June 7, 2016

Best Room Host

1. Sabri.

2. The person who wins the Karaoke Barkeeper at The Third Annual Yes Theory Fam Discord Awards aka Sabri

3. The Best Room Host is not someone who just hosts the room, but creates a sense of beloning, community and a safe space for people to have fun, express themselves and interact.

4. A person who spent over 300 hours organizing the Monday Night Radio Show.

5. #Sabri4BestRoomHost

"So who won the Best Room Host Award?"
"Duh, Sabri"

by scamia May 20, 2021

The waffle house has found its new host

A different way of saying "I am a fucking retard and I have no father."

Commenter 1: "The waffle house has found its new host"
Commenter 2: "Shut the fuck up you fucking retard."

by marioehehehe January 24, 2023

hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.

After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.

by carole and RIch October 16, 2007