hook me up fat

When, in a business transaction, someone hooks you up fat, they give you more than you expect.

Every time I go to McDonalds, they hook me up fat with a free soda.

by MrNimon July 29, 2011

Hookaboo

Hookaboo is a syndrom that causes retardation in teenagers. While the main causes are unclear, it is prevalent mainly in stupid people. The symptoms are anal leakage, incomplete thoughts, incompetence in every day life, and asking absurdly dumb questions constantly. People with hookaboo syndrom do not perish but instead remain dumb and annoying throughout their life.

Oh, lord the hookaboo has taken all my children!

by King Gato Hamburguesa November 27, 2007

Hookah

The hookah was inventend in India as a means of smoking TOBACCO. Turkish hookahs seem to be the most popular. Westerners adopted it as a means of smoking MARIJUANA.

Light up the hookah!

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003

hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

Hookano

Hookano- Hawaiian For Pride

A Very Prideful Person
Strong When Sutiations Are Tuff ,Powerful,Natural Born Leader,Never Gives Up,Always Looking Out For Others.

"Tim Had Lots Of Hookano During Flood."

by Mrs. Hookano January 13, 2008

HOOK EM

The phrase used by students at the University of Texas at Austin (UT) when cheering on their team or demonstrating the overall intellectual and athletic prowess of their school over any other educational establishment. The phrase is derived from the school's logo, the Texas Longhorn, named Bevo.

C'mon boys, kick the sh*t outta the Sooners, HOOK EM!

by ut_spencer January 28, 2009