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not up in here

not in this area, not in this building or club
*drunk white chick starts danceing on the table*
Huge black bouncer:AWW HELL NO, NOT UP IN HERE.
by snowgoon895 June 25, 2010
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do not click here

A phrase I made up that has been proven to be ineffective
See above
by kwang May 21, 2003
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wool here

"wool here" is a phrase used to notify others that an attractive female is in one's immediate vicinity. "wool here" draws it's roots from the baseball team of an unnamed California JUCO (Junior College). In the rare event that a beautiful girl would pass by the field, a dirtbag baseball player would bellow "wool here", thereby alerting everyone in earshot of said female's presence.

It should be noted that "wool here" is never meant to be used in a derogatory manner. Rather, it a phrase implemented solely as a means of notifying others of new found delightful scenery.
Beautiful woman walks into the room
"Wool here!"
Everyone discretely looks over
by hardhatchatter June 21, 2012
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here hold this

phrase that signifies someone is about to *metaphorically* either get knifed, handed a bomb or be completely anhialated or blown away in some competitive sport, game, duel or race. Not typically delivered in a friendly way or said in jest, more threatening and menacing like, hold on to this fucker or, watch this while I go deal with this fucker. If Jack Reacher asks you to hold his toddler for example. Now you know things are not good for someone
drunk teenagers: hah hah hold my beer while I shoot this firework into the woods man
park ranger from behind: you guys know fireworks are illegal in the high risk burn area right?! Can I see your drivers license
teenagers: sure sure hold on don’t get your trousers knotted

second park ranger on the scene in off road vehicle: here hold this hands kid flashlight while he takes him to the ground
by williet hughnot November 29, 2019
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massive legend here

Here he is
by Pure_On_Cancer February 15, 2018
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well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
by illigalnavy November 23, 2015
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hey whats up guys its scarce here

Fatman walking from behind a tree used as a shitty meme. For fuck sake leave the fat arse stain alone he likes his flannels and fucking trees darn u internet . blame Pyrocynical.
hey whats up guys its scarce here and today, there's so much news gonna be a double upload

hey have u hear of that overused fucking meme hey whats up guys its scarce here
by snoipah December 30, 2016
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